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Starý námorník sedel pri poháriku s dobrou whisky, pomaly si poťahoval s cigarety, pozeral cez otvorené okno na neďaleké hory a rozmýšľal nad svojím životom morského vlka.
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Istá matka porodila za svojho života len jedny dvojčatá. Dvoch chlapcov. Jeden na druhého sa podobali na nerozoznanie, napriek tomu sa každý z nich narodil v inom roku aj v iný deň.
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Keď starý bača skončil dennú robotu, sadol si spolu s návštevníkmi salaša k ohňu. Popíjali žinčicu a pozerali na západ slnka. Vtedy sa bača zahľadel do diaľky a dal im takúto hádanku:
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