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Vyhĺbil napríklad do zeme 20-centimetrovú dieru. Hodil do nej pingpongovú loptičku a požiadal prítomných, aby ju vytiahli bez toho, aby sa loptičky priamo dotkli, nesmeli tiež použiť palicu, lepiacu pásku ani nič pevné. Mnohí skúšali fúkať, ale diera bola príliš hlboká.
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Krčmár tam naposledy zavesil takýto nápis: "Muž to má len jedno, žena dve, bábätko tri. Inteligent štyri, policajt tri, človek len dve a vrah jedno. Čo je to?"
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Starý námorník, ktorý oboplával celý svet a na starobu rád rozprával o príhodách, si raz spomenul na priateľa, portugalského námorníka. Ten si potrpel na tradície, a preto tvrdil, že správny morský vlk musí mať papagája. Keď mu ten starý zomrel, išiel do obchodu kúpiť si nového. Chcel takého, ktorý rozpráva.
"Ubezpečujem vás," povedal mu obchodník v predajni so zvieratami, "že tento farebný papagáj zopakuje všetko, čo počuje." Námorník si ho kúpil a odišiel. Doma naň hovoril v rôznych jazykoch, no papagáj nezopakoval ani jednu slabiku. Napriek tomu ho nemohol ísť vrátiť, pretože si uvedomil, že obchodník mu vlastne neklamal.
Ako je to možné?
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Starý námorník sedel pri poháriku s dobrou whisky, pomaly si poťahoval s cigarety, pozeral cez otvorené okno na neďaleké hory a rozmýšľal nad svojím životom morského vlka.
Znenazdajky sa otočil k človeku, ktorý sedel pri vedľajšom stole, a dal mu takúto hádanku: "Keď vyrastie, odsúdia ju na smrť a zotnú. Druhý život žije zavretá v škatuli. Keď ju objavia, zapália ju a zomrie do piatich minút. Čo je to?"
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Istá matka porodila za svojho života len jedny dvojčatá. Dvoch chlapcov. Jeden na druhého sa podobali na nerozoznanie, napriek tomu sa každý z nich narodil v inom roku aj v iný deň.
Ako je to možné?
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Keď starý bača skončil dennú robotu, sadol si spolu s návštevníkmi salaša k ohňu. Popíjali žinčicu a pozerali na západ slnka. Vtedy sa bača zahľadel do diaľky a dal im takúto hádanku:
"Keď sa zastavíte a pozriete pred seba, vždy ho vidíte. Ak sa ho chcete dotknúť, neucítite ho. Nemôže sa pohnúť, ale vždy keď sa k nemu chcete priblížiť, vzdiali sa od vás. O čom hovorím?"
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