super hadanky
Dvojmetrový kúzelník z cirkusu Nový svet bol atrakciou aj mimo predstavenia. Všade kam prišiel, chodili sa naňho pozerať deti aj tí starší. Keďže bol zhovorčivý, odvážili sa mu aj prihovoriť. On rozprával príbehy a dával hádanky.
Vyhĺbil napríklad do zeme 20-centimetrovú dieru. Hodil do nej pingpongovú loptičku a požiadal prítomných, aby ju vytiahli bez toho, aby sa loptičky priamo dotkli, nesmeli tiež použiť palicu, lepiacu pásku ani nič pevné. Mnohí skúšali fúkať, ale diera bola príliš hlboká.
Ako napokon dostali loptičku von z jamky?
***
Keď vojdete do krčmy U starého blázna, na stene nájdete visieť rôzne veci. Nápisy, talizmany, divné obrázky s objektmi všemožných tvarov. Steny v krčme nikdy nenudia, pretože všetko, čo na nich je, sa často obmieňa.
Krčmár tam naposledy zavesil takýto nápis: "Muž to má len jedno, žena dve, bábätko tri. Inteligent štyri, policajt tri, človek len dve a vrah jedno. Čo je to?"
***
Starý námorník, ktorý oboplával celý svet a na starobu rád rozprával o príhodách, si raz spomenul na priateľa, portugalského námorníka. Ten si potrpel na tradície, a preto tvrdil, že správny morský vlk musí mať papagája. Keď mu ten starý zomrel, išiel do obchodu kúpiť si nového. Chcel takého, ktorý rozpráva.
"Ubezpečujem vás," povedal mu obchodník v predajni so zvieratami, "že tento farebný papagáj zopakuje všetko, čo počuje." Námorník si ho kúpil a odišiel. Doma naň hovoril v rôznych jazykoch, no papagáj nezopakoval ani jednu slabiku. Napriek tomu ho nemohol ísť vrátiť, pretože si uvedomil, že obchodník mu vlastne neklamal.
Ako je to možné?
***
Starý námorník sedel pri poháriku s dobrou whisky, pomaly si poťahoval s cigarety, pozeral cez otvorené okno na neďaleké hory a rozmýšľal nad svojím životom morského vlka.
Znenazdajky sa otočil k človeku, ktorý sedel pri vedľajšom stole, a dal mu takúto hádanku: "Keď vyrastie, odsúdia ju na smrť a zotnú. Druhý život žije zavretá v škatuli. Keď ju objavia, zapália ju a zomrie do piatich minút. Čo je to?"
***
Istá matka porodila za svojho života len jedny dvojčatá. Dvoch chlapcov. Jeden na druhého sa podobali na nerozoznanie, napriek tomu sa každý z nich narodil v inom roku aj v iný deň.
Ako je to možné?
***
Keď starý bača skončil dennú robotu, sadol si spolu s návštevníkmi salaša k ohňu. Popíjali žinčicu a pozerali na západ slnka. Vtedy sa bača zahľadel do diaľky a dal im takúto hádanku:
"Keď sa zastavíte a pozriete pred seba, vždy ho vidíte. Ak sa ho chcete dotknúť, neucítite ho. Nemôže sa pohnúť, ale vždy keď sa k nemu chcete priblížiť, vzdiali sa od vás. O čom hovorím?"
***
Komentáre
Prehľad komentárov
Forex trading secrets. https://forex-is.com
Daily forex signal indicator
(Forexpofecy, 21. 12. 2020 10:37)Διάγραμμα νομίσματος. https://gr.forex-is.com
Im happy I now registered
(WilliamMug, 12. 12. 2020 22:41)
Today, I went to the beach front with my children. I found a sea shell and gave it to my 4 year old daughter and said "You can hear the ocean if you put this to your ear." She put the shell to her ear and screamed. There was a hermit crab inside and it pinched her ear. She never wants to go back! LoL I know this is completely off topic but I had to tell someone! https://www.thehackersparadise.com/forum/index.php?threads/good-news-for-members-of-thp-and-our-health.8914554/page-2
Just want to say Hi!
(Davidsix, 12. 12. 2020 12:27)
Wow, amazing blog layout! How long have you been blogging for? you make blogging look easy. The overall look of your site is wonderful, let alone the content! https://mass-images.pro/ja/meme/template/18
ШіЩѓШі ШіШ№Щ€ШЇЩЉ
(Carloshoach, 11. 12. 2020 13:06)ШіЩѓШі ШіШ№Щ€ШЇЩЉ https://sexjk.com/%D9%85%D9%86%D8%B2%D9%84-%D8%B3%D8%B9%D9%88%D8%AF%D9%8A-%D8%AC%D9%86%D8%B3-%D8%B9%D8%B1%D8%A8%D9%8A-%D9%85%D8%AC%D8%A7%D9%86%D9%8A
проверенное онлайн казино
(RodneyPaf, 10. 12. 2020 21:35)казино вулкан играть онлайн бесплатно https://xn----7sbxacejesf6b0a1a8en.xn--p1ai/
How to create demo account in forex
(Forexpofecy, 10. 12. 2020 19:06)How to learn forex for free. https://forex-is.com
How to disable pm?
(belleopiny, 7. 12. 2020 12:10)Hello i am new user and i would to ask you, How to disable a pm?
selling Cenforce 200mg online pharmacy fast delivery
(Bonsniberee, 3. 12. 2020 10:07)
https://careers.swissre.com/search/?q=kan%20man%20k%C3%B6pa%20viagra%20i%20polen.%20apotek%20hjorten%20online.%20k%C3%B6pa%20%F0%9F%8D%96%F0%9F%A7%B4%F0%9F%8C%81%20www.LemonaidHealth.shop%20%F0%9F%8C%81%F0%9F%A7%B4%F0%9F%8D%96%20viagra%20i%20london.%20billigare%20alternativ%20till%20viagra
https://jobs.yara.com/search/?q=k%C3%B6pa%20viagra%20p%C3%A5%20apotek.%20%C3%B6ppna%20ett%20apotek.%20viagra%20%F0%9F%94%A8%E2%A3%91%E2%98%B0%20www.ZavaMed.store%20%E2%98%B0%E2%A3%91%F0%9F%94%A8%20best%C3%A4lla%20storbritannien
Hi people
(arsmash.ru MZJ28, 30. 11. 2020 12:44)
What do you think about this info? https://arsmash.ru/podkljuchenie-chastotnika-k-shkafu-ventiljatsii/
I think it is nice!!!
женский страпон купить
(LarryWashy, 28. 11. 2020 15:15)женский страпон купить https://hmaw.ru/collection/analnye-igrushki
Break-up
(Expep, 26. 11. 2020 0:56)
When I had been surfing through the entire postings, I've deleted your e mail speech to you.
https://divorceronline.com/north-dakota/file-for-divorce-in-north-dakota/
XRumer 19.0 + XEvil breaking of captchas Google, Facebook, Captcha.Com, SolveMedia, Bing
(aLola.tixonofaOi3993zk, 23. 11. 2020 13:44)
Revolutional update of captchas breaking package "XRumer 19.0 + XEvil 5.0":
Captcha solving of Google (ReCaptcha-2 and ReCaptcha-3), Facebook, BitFinex, Bing, Hotmail, SolveMedia, Yandex,
and more than 12000 another types of captcha,
with highest precision (80..100%) and highest speed (100 img per second).
You can use XEvil 5.0 with any most popular SEO/SMM programms: iMacros, XRumer, SERP Parser, GSA SER, RankerX, ZennoPoster, Scrapebox, Senuke, FaucetCollector and more than 100 of other programms.
Interested? You can find a lot of introducing videos about XEvil in YouTube.
FREE DEMO AVAILABLE!
Good luck ;)
самые лучшие игровые автоматы онлайн
(Barryliarp, 18. 11. 2020 0:41)игровые автоматы онлайн keks https://goldcupwin.com/ru/index.spc онлайн игровые автоматы в беларуси
This program will get you where you need to go
(JeffreySyday, 17. 11. 2020 21:44)
Product Overview. AIMP is a lightweight but powerful music
player with all the features you need to play almost every
audio format available. The application is filled with useful
features and functionality in a surprisingly small package
with a minimal View More
https://flowertyrepromotion.com/web
https://balesofmercy.org/wp
кольцо булгари
(RobertIcemo, 10. 11. 2020 11:59)кольцо булгари https://www.tatler-moda.ru/index.php/catalog/ukrasheniya-bvlgari.html
Did you know customers lust after to hear about your artistry prints and obstacle dexterity being for sale?
(EdwardCergo, 9. 11. 2020 20:37)
Even if someone isn’t buying your artwork, the four-square performance of following and engaging with you and your resourceful development is their at work of showing support. And if you cultivate that relationship entirely sententious interaction, you possess a admissible casual of turning that fan into a consumer–to better, a rerun customer. Given that adroitness prints are aggregate the truest form of your expertise at in compensation exchange, most of an native remnant, no other output allows as much non-interference and support from customers when marketing yourself!
If you’re a handsome artist and curious in selling finished with Culture6, we recommend present customers tiered pricing with open editions being the most affordable https://arts-decor.com/ This makes your artwork much more get-at-able to the average wiliness buyer. You can put forward originals ($$$), narrow ($$) and blatant editions ($) if you’re interested in getting your artistry in more homes and on more walls.
maxbet игровые автоматы
(Samueltes, 22. 10. 2020 12:41)maxbet игровые автоматы https://igrovye-avtomaty2020.ru/
medicacion
(Williamcon, 15. 9. 2020 15:43)
Él no es unido a la construcción y podéis discutirlo usando los métodos distintos. Entre las pruebas de laboratorio se debe incluir la valoración de la función tiroidea.
Yoga Pants Are Great
(CkahD, 11. 9. 2020 18:12)
I honestly don't know why everyone don't wear them...
- https://www.reddit.com/r/Yoga_love_sex_videos/
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 | 33 | 34 | 35 | 36 | 37 | 38 | 39 | 40 | 41 | 42 | 43 | 44 | 45 | 46 | 47 | 48 | 49 | 50 | 51 | 52 | 53 | 54 | 55 | 56 | 57 | 58 | 59 | 60 | 61 | 62 | 63 | 64 | 65 | 66 | 67 | 68 | 69 | 70 | 71 | 72 | 73 | 74 | 75 | 76 | 77 | 78 | 79 | 80 | 81 | 82 | 83 | 84 | 85 | 86 | 87 | 88 | 89 | 90 | 91 | 92 | 93 | 94 | 95 | 96 | 97 | 98 | 99 | 100
Forex or stock
(Forexpofecy, 21. 12. 2020 11:48)